Prost and the beer goes down.

Germans are prominent celebration specialists. They like to have fun, party and then to have a good rest. Of course, the most popular festival in Germany is Octoberfest (Oktoberfest). Since Germans drink a lot of beer, they need some snacks as well. Germany is very popular with their bread (they have bread making traditions which go far in German history) & sausages (called Wurts in Germany is an essential part of German cuisine). Germany is crowded with Palaces & Castles. Also, there are quite a lot of wellness and beauty hotels (more than 1000), health resorts and spas (more than 350). I think this will not be a surprise; football is very popular in Germany as well (Prost and goal, seems like a right combination, don’t you think?).

So… We all should know some basic facts about Germany before we visit them.

Is Germany actually Germany? No. Correctly it would be: the Federal Republic of Germany, and it is located in Central and Western Europe.

Germans have borders with nine other countries:

  • Denmark;
  • Poland;
  • Czech Republic;
  • Austria;
  • Switzerland;
  • France;
  • Luxemburg;
  • Belgium;
  • The Netherlands.

Germany consists of 16 constituent states (Baden-Württemberg, Bavaria, Berlin, Brandenburg, Bremen, Hamburg, Hesse, Lower Saxony, Mecklenburg-Vorpommern, North Rhine – Westphalia, Rhineland-Palatinate, Saarland, Saxony, Saxony – Anhalt, Schleswig – Holstein, Thuringia) and it covers 357,386 square kilometers. Germany has 83 million people living there, in Europe only Russia has more than that. So, Germany can be considered as the most populated country in the European Union. 

The minimum wage in Germany is 1498 EUR per month or 8.84 EUR per hour. An average salary in Germany is almost two times bigger – 3771 EUR, but there a huge difference in the average wage for men and women. Average for men is 3964 EUR, but for women 3330 EUR, this is quite a significant pay gap.

There is a huge gap between basic workers and the wealthiest ones. Workers income taxes are much bigger than taxes for investors. Most of the people who work hard barely can live, they have enough money to live today, but they can’t put any money for their retirement or savings, so they will have to live only on the pension that Germany will pay. It is a considerable risk of poverty. The average pension in Germany is only 700 EUR, for the woman it can be up to two times less.

GDP of Germany is $4.029 trillion (2018), and GDP per capita is $48,669 (2018), so this places Germany in quite a high position, they are ranked in 17th position in GDP per capita rank.

In spite Germany is considered to be a wealthy country, there are a lot of problems for basic workers, especially if you are a woman, your risk to become poor is very high.

What cities is it worth to visit in Germany and why?

Most popular cities are: Berlin, Dusseldorf, Frankfurt, Hamburg, Munich, Stuttgart.

Berlin is the capital of Germany. History, war and nowadays come together in Berlin. One of the most popular shows in Berlin is the Film Festival. It is the most glamorous and commerce event in Germany. All mass media pay attention to this event. If you like music better thank movies, then you will enjoy the music festival Lollapalooza, which is happening every year each 8 and 9 September. If this not enough, there are plenty of places and events why you will love Berlin, for example, Berlinale of course, Karneval der Kulturen, Fête de la Musique, Long Night of the Museums. There are plenty of historic structures in the Berlin, Brandenburg Gate, Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe, The Rebuilt Reichstag, Charlottenburg Palace and Park, The Gendarmenmarkt.

Dusseldorf is a contemporary city for different conferences (hearth of the conferences), there are plenty of halls, to fulfill the needs of big business events, one of the most popular events is GamesCom which presents news in the gaming industry. We can’t forget about history as well. There are plenty of great places to visit: the Embankment Promenade, Schloss Benrath, Old Town, North Rhine-Westphalia Art Collection, Kaiserswerth.

Heart of the Frankfurt if Old Town (Altstadt). Most of the building is from 15th to 18th century, of course, they are reconstructed, but according to their old floorplans. Some other nice places to visit are The Palm Garden, Senckenberg Natural History Museum, Bartholomew’s Cathedral, Kleine Markthalle, The Hauptwache

Hamburg is located next to the river Elbe. There are a lot of outdoor activity possibilities. You can even have fun at the beach. The most important attractions in the city:  Speicherstadt, promenade by the Landungsbrücken, Kunsthalle, the futuristic HafenCity. But there is more to it – nightlife in Hamburg is very saturated. Clubs, shows, girls, all you dream of.

Munich is the capital of Bavaria, and it is located next to the Alps. Its trademark is “beer gardens,” which is very popular during the Octoberfest. The oldest tent in this festival is located here, and it is known as the Schottenhamel Tent. In Munich you can find a lot of remarks from the past, most of the buildings are located near Marienplatz which is the central square of Munich.

Stuttgart is the place where all the magic happens in terms of production in Germany. Why? All major companies have their factories and museums — for example, Porsche, Mercedes-Benz. But of course, there a plenty of places to visit besides these, like, Staatsgalerie Stuttgart, The sepulchral Chapel on Württemberg Hill, Zoological and Botanic garden, The Collegiate Church. 

So, what we can understand from all this about Germany? They are living quite active and diverse. You start your day by drinking beer and finish by a wild ride in the spa attractions or have a romantic walk in one of the greatest cities mentioned above, then visit a conference or have a great meal in a restaurant Germany offers. All of this can happen right now and here.

There is one more vital chapter to talk about, naught one. So, let’s talk about prostitution in Germany.

First of all – is it legal in Germany? Don’t worry, it is. It is legal to sell and buy sex and girls pay taxes for their income. Brothels are legal as well, but procuring is illegal. If you are going to have sex with a hooker in Germany condoms are mandatory (actually required by law). 

Most of the escort girls are located in Berlin, Cologne, Dusseldorf, Frankfurt, Hamburg, Munich, Stuttgart and it makes sense because these are the biggest cities in Germany.

In 2001 approved prostitution law, but it was legal in Germany decades anyway, even in 1800 local police had internal regulations about call girls, meaning – they are ok to work. It was officially decriminalized in 1927 (Law for Combating Venereal Diseases). But there is one catch with this law. Statistics say that only 44 girls have registered as prostitutes to pay taxes for their pension, so all other girls after a few years will be in a high risk of poverty. The exact total number of call girls is unknown, but the estimate is that Germans have 400 000 till 1 000 000 call girls.

There are some areas where brothels are forbidden, but you can go to the apartments where girls are located, to visit a girl in her apartment is allowed anywhere, or you can call her to your hotel which is better.

Don’t forget that even if this is decriminalized, you must think about your safety all well, criminal entities run most of the brothels. 

Let’s say we are in Berlin and we want to find a hooker. What’s next?

There are various ways to find a girl, but I would say that web search is the best way to do it. There are plenty of ads on cars etc., but you will not see how the girl will look like, it is a significant risk for me because I don’t want to wait and see the girl that looks like… Thanks, you can go, take some surgeries and then come back.

When you search for girls, you will find that most of them are at the age of 20-28, mostly Europeans. There are some Russian girls and African girls as well, but it depends on the city where you will search for them. In terms of body features, the choice is quite good. Short ones – plenty. Long ones – plenty. Most of the girls will have lovely B or C boobs, but if you prefer smaller or bigger, you can find that will suit your needs. I would choose a girl to come to the hotel, which is much safer for everyone. 

Take a good look on their pictures, most of the sites where you can find girls have different tags, like VIP or verified, filter out those girls because unverified girls will definitely have fake photos and you will be disappointed. I would say that a reasonable price for a girl is 180 EUR for an hour + taxi. Prices can go up if you want to check her ass, you know what I mean, don’t you? But it all depends on your desires. When she comes to your hotel don’t forget to leave the money where the girl can see and take it, don’t make her uncomfortable. She will take the money and go in the bathroom to change her dress if you have not ordered any unique costume to wear expect that she will be in sexy lingerie. Then the time is yours… Make the most out of it, as you like, but it would be good if you notified the girl before your meeting what do you expect, so she is not surprised that you want her one more time, but she has only one condom. 

So have fun, choose wisely and cum hard 🙂

If you would like to go out, there are plenty of brothels in the city. We can’t guarantee that they are good, but here are some that we have found with excellent reviews. 

One of the most popular brothers in Berlin is FKK Artemis Saunaclub. Halenseestr. 32 – 36. There is an entrance fee for what you can get basic shows, non-alcoholic drinks. You will have to make a deal with girls one by one after you are in the bar. There are bars, saunas, movie rooms, private rooms. 

Another is the Orchid Men’s Club, Clayallee 352. In this club entry is free, but of course, girls are not. If you like the girl, make a deal with her in the club. You can go to the private room there with her.

Berlin Dreamgirls is one of the hottest stripers in Berlin. Clubs address is Chemnitzer Str. 11. There are multiple choices in this strip bar. Check out basic shows… Private show… Or… take a party bus and call-in stripper girl to there. 

There are bit fewer opportunities in Dusseldorf, but still, here is one club that could be good. LivinRoom Sauna club. August-Thyssen-Str. 4. There is an entrance fee of 60 EUR. You will get non-alcoholic drinks and basic show. There will be plenty of girls with whom you can make a deal. 

There is a sweet spot in Munich as well. It is called Queens. Goethestr. 3. The entrance fee is 10 EUR and plenty of girls waiting for you inside. Strip shows, a glass of wine, private time, multiple girls… all you want.

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