Cheese and Tulips… Is this what to expect in the Netherlands?

The Netherlands is a beautiful country in Northwestern Europe. There are three official languages in the Netherlands – West Frisian, Papiamento and English. Most of the people who live there are not religious (51 % are irreligion), but those who are religious mostly are Christians (39%). Most of the people living there are native inhabitants (77,39 %), others are just a small fraction from different countries. The Netherlands borders only two countries – Germany and Belgium, from the other side it is located next to the sea (North Sea). The country is in 131st place based on its size in the world. It is 41,543 km2 (16,040 sq. mi) big from which water (rivers etc.) takes 18.41 %.

The Netherlands is divided into 12 provinces Drenthe, Flevoland, Friesland, Gelderland, Groningen, Limburg, North Brabant, North Holland, Overijssel, Utrecht, Zeeland, South Holland. Largest cities are Assen, Almere, Leeuwarden, Nijmegen, Groningen, Maastricht, Eindhoven, Amsterdam, Enschede, Utrecht, Terneuzen, Rotterdam.

In spite, that the country is quite a small economy of the Netherlands is very strong. Based on their GDB they are in 17th position in the world. Their total nominal GDP is $933 billion, but per capita, $54 129 and their per capita place is even higher – 13th place in the world. Interesting how much in their economy give their three Caribbean islands, Bonaire, Saba, and Sint Eustatius. Biggest companies who support its economy are Royal Dutch Shell, ING Group, Aegon, Airbus, LyondellBasell Industries, Royal Ahold, Royal Philips Electronics, Rabobank Group, GasTerra, Heineken Holding. 

Minimal wage is 1595,20 EUR and the average net salary in the Netherlands is 2263 EUR / month, and there are only 3.5% unemployed. Seems like everyone loves to work? Pensions in the Netherlands comes from three sources State, Private and Individual. The pension that you will receive from the State depends on your status – you live alone or you are married. If you are married and you live together each of you will receive 50% of the minimum wage in the Netherlands. If you are single you can receive up to 75% of the minimum wage. Everything more that comes to elder people is from private and/or individual plans which are gained during their life. If we calculate everything together then the average couple during the year receive 40000 EUR, most of them say it is not enough and they say they are poor, but is it actually like that? I think you can have a quite good life if you get this amount of money.

What places/cities are worth visiting in the Netherlands?

Breda is a laidback place next to the border with Belgium. If you would like to see the city which feels like 100 years ago, this would be the place to go. There are plenty of Gothic cathedrals and towers to see. After a nice walk in the city, you can sit in one of the many cafes that is located in the center (old town) of this city. Peace, architecture comes together in this city.

Alkmaar is the finest place to try out different cheese types. Starting from April till September every Friday a huge number of cheese producers come to this town to the market to sell their cheese. You can find here so many different sorts of cheese that you can’t do in many other places. Try all of them and if you like to – buy it. Of course, the old town of this city is also great, but in this case, Cheese comes first.

Nijmegen is one of the oldest cities in the Netherlands. A lot of buildings were destroyed during the Second World War, but what is left is just amazing. There is plenty of building that was reconstructed to their old beauty. This is a very popular city for students, so we can say that new generation comes together with old building in this town and the synergy of this feels like this town truly lives all day and night long. This town can merge two passions of you – to have a great party and to see older buildings. You will not find abandoned structures in the old town.

Leiden… Leiden… The city of tulips. It is located only 30 minutes from Amsterdam, but it feels like a completely different world. The city if full with water canals, but of course don’t compare it to Venice, it is not like that. If we talk about the city it is full of building from the 17th century. The oldest university in the Netherlands is located in this city. This city is really popular because of the tulips. When you drive around the city you will find multiple tulips growing farms. Different colors, the smell of nature, beauty for perfect photo shooting session, this is the reason to come here.

Amsterdam is the capital of the Netherlands, so it should be the most interesting city to visit in the Netherlands. I could agree with that… Why? Easy to get there – train, plane, car and this city is unlocked. 

Architecture and museums – tons of great museums to visit, for example, Van Gogh Museum, Anne Frank House and Rijksmuseum. If you are seeking to find out more about the past and greatest painters etc., you definitely must visit these places. The old town of Amsterdam gives a unique opportunity to see it from the boats. There are so many canals in Amsterdam. Use the opportunity to get into the boat, relax and see the beauty of this city.

“Legal stuff” – I think we all know that Amsterdam can offer some things that other cities can’t. At least legally. After a good walk in the city center, you can visit one of the weed cafés (coffee shops) that are located all around Amsterdam. Enjoy stuff that is forbidden in many other places, for example, weed (cannabis), truffles (magic mushrooms). But please note that hard drugs are forbidden there as well (such as Ecstasy, cocaine, GHB, etc.). If you get in trouble and police searches your belongings, you are allowed to have Cannabis (max 5 gram), Cocaine (max 0,5 gram), XTC (max 1 pill), Heroin (max 0,5 gram).

Girls – I guess life continues after a few weed breathes, right? Well, this is the perfect way to continue your stay in Amsterdam. Prostitution is legal here, but be aware, that girls under 21 can’t offer such services, so don’t try to find a call girls who is only 18 years old. Not only prostitution is allowed, but brothers are ok in the Netherlands as well. 

Most of the girls are European, but you can find some black girls as well. If you like a bit more exotic girls then Chinese, Japanese can be found as well (but rare). Most of the girls come from Italy, Bosnian, Romania and Ukraine. Girls from poorer countries will be a bit cheaper, girls from ‘old Europe’ countries will be at a higher price. For example, a girl from Romania can cost around 100 EUR, but the girl from Italy can cost around 150 EUR. I would say it is not a huge difference so better choose what you prefer. There a lot of porno movie agencies in Amsterdam so there is a huge change that you can find a pornstar to… have… It will usually cost around 500 EUR for 1 hour, could be worth it? Since Amsterdam is full of girls you will be able to find a girl for any taste. Small tits, big boobs, 45 kg girl, 90 kg girl, basically all you want.

In Amsterdam, most of the girls in their prices include only blowjob and classic sex one time. So, if you want a bit more than that expect to give some extra. It seems like an unwritten law in Amsterdam.

For those who have not been in Amsterdam I can tell for sure, that you should visit the Red Light District, basically is the street dedicated to brothels. During the night you will see girls dancing in the windows. It is a very unusual feeling to see it because you can’t check it out anywhere else. In the place of a fake mannequin, a real girl will dance and invite you in the brothel. Of course, girls in the brothels will be little lower class than call girls, but the choice is yours. In brothels, you can get minimal service (blow and sex) for 50 euros (duration 15-20 minutes – be fast or go home with full balls ) 

If you are looking for the red-light district go to the “De Wallen”, almost on every street you will find a brother there. Some of the most popular brothels are Red Light Secrets (Oudezijds Achterburgwal 60h, Amsterdam), Red Light Bar (Oudezijds Achterburgwal 61, Amsterdam), Winston Kingdom Club (Warmoesstraat 131, Amsterdam). There is actually the Prostitution Information Center (PIC), so if you have any questions you can ask there for more info (Enge Kerksteeg 3, Amsterdam).

If you had enough with the girls you can visit some interesting places in the red-light district as well. Here are some good choices. Old Church (Oude Kerk) is the oldest Church in Amsterdam (15th Century). Condomerie Gulden Vlies is a very interesting place, you can find there a lot of information about the condoms, you can even buy there some before you to for the girls  Casa Rosso is one of the most famous sex theatres. If you would like to look into sex history in Amsterdam I would suggest visiting the Sex Museum Amsterdam. You will see there a lot of sexual artifacts from the past.

Of course, Amsterdam is not the only place where you can find some girls. If you are in the Rotterdam there are plenty of places as well. For example, Crystal Rive (Wolphaertsbocht 323B), there are happy hours when you can spend an hour with a girl just for 95 EUR. You will get a private room and girl of your choice. Another place is Privehuis Lust (Lange Hilleweg 190-A), prices start at 50 EUR (for a quickie – 15 minutes, if you can manage to be so quick). 

If you are looking for a strip club here are some possible place you could visit. Club OQ Gravendijkwal 115. You will be able to get into the club for 25 EUR and you will get three drinks for that. Everything else is an additional cost. Nightclub Lido, Gravendijkwal 124. A little bit cheaper than the previous club, you can get the same here for 20 EUR, but same as there. Any additional services will be an additional charge.

Prost and the beer goes down.

Germans are prominent celebration specialists. They like to have fun, party and then to have a good rest. Of course, the most popular festival in Germany is Octoberfest (Oktoberfest). Since Germans drink a lot of beer, they need some snacks as well. Germany is very popular with their bread (they have bread making traditions which go far in German history) & sausages (called Wurts in Germany is an essential part of German cuisine). Germany is crowded with Palaces & Castles. Also, there are quite a lot of wellness and beauty hotels (more than 1000), health resorts and spas (more than 350). I think this will not be a surprise; football is very popular in Germany as well (Prost and goal, seems like a right combination, don’t you think?).

So… We all should know some basic facts about Germany before we visit them.

Is Germany actually Germany? No. Correctly it would be: the Federal Republic of Germany, and it is located in Central and Western Europe.

Germans have borders with nine other countries:

  • Denmark;
  • Poland;
  • Czech Republic;
  • Austria;
  • Switzerland;
  • France;
  • Luxemburg;
  • Belgium;
  • The Netherlands.

Germany consists of 16 constituent states (Baden-Württemberg, Bavaria, Berlin, Brandenburg, Bremen, Hamburg, Hesse, Lower Saxony, Mecklenburg-Vorpommern, North Rhine – Westphalia, Rhineland-Palatinate, Saarland, Saxony, Saxony – Anhalt, Schleswig – Holstein, Thuringia) and it covers 357,386 square kilometers. Germany has 83 million people living there, in Europe only Russia has more than that. So, Germany can be considered as the most populated country in the European Union. 

The minimum wage in Germany is 1498 EUR per month or 8.84 EUR per hour. An average salary in Germany is almost two times bigger – 3771 EUR, but there a huge difference in the average wage for men and women. Average for men is 3964 EUR, but for women 3330 EUR, this is quite a significant pay gap.

There is a huge gap between basic workers and the wealthiest ones. Workers income taxes are much bigger than taxes for investors. Most of the people who work hard barely can live, they have enough money to live today, but they can’t put any money for their retirement or savings, so they will have to live only on the pension that Germany will pay. It is a considerable risk of poverty. The average pension in Germany is only 700 EUR, for the woman it can be up to two times less.

GDP of Germany is $4.029 trillion (2018), and GDP per capita is $48,669 (2018), so this places Germany in quite a high position, they are ranked in 17th position in GDP per capita rank.

In spite Germany is considered to be a wealthy country, there are a lot of problems for basic workers, especially if you are a woman, your risk to become poor is very high.

What cities is it worth to visit in Germany and why?

Most popular cities are: Berlin, Dusseldorf, Frankfurt, Hamburg, Munich, Stuttgart.

Berlin is the capital of Germany. History, war and nowadays come together in Berlin. One of the most popular shows in Berlin is the Film Festival. It is the most glamorous and commerce event in Germany. All mass media pay attention to this event. If you like music better thank movies, then you will enjoy the music festival Lollapalooza, which is happening every year each 8 and 9 September. If this not enough, there are plenty of places and events why you will love Berlin, for example, Berlinale of course, Karneval der Kulturen, Fête de la Musique, Long Night of the Museums. There are plenty of historic structures in the Berlin, Brandenburg Gate, Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe, The Rebuilt Reichstag, Charlottenburg Palace and Park, The Gendarmenmarkt.

Dusseldorf is a contemporary city for different conferences (hearth of the conferences), there are plenty of halls, to fulfill the needs of big business events, one of the most popular events is GamesCom which presents news in the gaming industry. We can’t forget about history as well. There are plenty of great places to visit: the Embankment Promenade, Schloss Benrath, Old Town, North Rhine-Westphalia Art Collection, Kaiserswerth.

Heart of the Frankfurt if Old Town (Altstadt). Most of the building is from 15th to 18th century, of course, they are reconstructed, but according to their old floorplans. Some other nice places to visit are The Palm Garden, Senckenberg Natural History Museum, Bartholomew’s Cathedral, Kleine Markthalle, The Hauptwache

Hamburg is located next to the river Elbe. There are a lot of outdoor activity possibilities. You can even have fun at the beach. The most important attractions in the city:  Speicherstadt, promenade by the Landungsbrücken, Kunsthalle, the futuristic HafenCity. But there is more to it – nightlife in Hamburg is very saturated. Clubs, shows, girls, all you dream of.

Munich is the capital of Bavaria, and it is located next to the Alps. Its trademark is “beer gardens,” which is very popular during the Octoberfest. The oldest tent in this festival is located here, and it is known as the Schottenhamel Tent. In Munich you can find a lot of remarks from the past, most of the buildings are located near Marienplatz which is the central square of Munich.

Stuttgart is the place where all the magic happens in terms of production in Germany. Why? All major companies have their factories and museums — for example, Porsche, Mercedes-Benz. But of course, there a plenty of places to visit besides these, like, Staatsgalerie Stuttgart, The sepulchral Chapel on Württemberg Hill, Zoological and Botanic garden, The Collegiate Church. 

So, what we can understand from all this about Germany? They are living quite active and diverse. You start your day by drinking beer and finish by a wild ride in the spa attractions or have a romantic walk in one of the greatest cities mentioned above, then visit a conference or have a great meal in a restaurant Germany offers. All of this can happen right now and here.

There is one more vital chapter to talk about, naught one. So, let’s talk about prostitution in Germany.

First of all – is it legal in Germany? Don’t worry, it is. It is legal to sell and buy sex and girls pay taxes for their income. Brothels are legal as well, but procuring is illegal. If you are going to have sex with a hooker in Germany condoms are mandatory (actually required by law). 

Most of the escort girls are located in Berlin, Cologne, Dusseldorf, Frankfurt, Hamburg, Munich, Stuttgart and it makes sense because these are the biggest cities in Germany.

In 2001 approved prostitution law, but it was legal in Germany decades anyway, even in 1800 local police had internal regulations about call girls, meaning – they are ok to work. It was officially decriminalized in 1927 (Law for Combating Venereal Diseases). But there is one catch with this law. Statistics say that only 44 girls have registered as prostitutes to pay taxes for their pension, so all other girls after a few years will be in a high risk of poverty. The exact total number of call girls is unknown, but the estimate is that Germans have 400 000 till 1 000 000 call girls.

There are some areas where brothels are forbidden, but you can go to the apartments where girls are located, to visit a girl in her apartment is allowed anywhere, or you can call her to your hotel which is better.

Don’t forget that even if this is decriminalized, you must think about your safety all well, criminal entities run most of the brothels. 

Let’s say we are in Berlin and we want to find a hooker. What’s next?

There are various ways to find a girl, but I would say that web search is the best way to do it. There are plenty of ads on cars etc., but you will not see how the girl will look like, it is a significant risk for me because I don’t want to wait and see the girl that looks like… Thanks, you can go, take some surgeries and then come back.

When you search for girls, you will find that most of them are at the age of 20-28, mostly Europeans. There are some Russian girls and African girls as well, but it depends on the city where you will search for them. In terms of body features, the choice is quite good. Short ones – plenty. Long ones – plenty. Most of the girls will have lovely B or C boobs, but if you prefer smaller or bigger, you can find that will suit your needs. I would choose a girl to come to the hotel, which is much safer for everyone. 

Take a good look on their pictures, most of the sites where you can find girls have different tags, like VIP or verified, filter out those girls because unverified girls will definitely have fake photos and you will be disappointed. I would say that a reasonable price for a girl is 180 EUR for an hour + taxi. Prices can go up if you want to check her ass, you know what I mean, don’t you? But it all depends on your desires. When she comes to your hotel don’t forget to leave the money where the girl can see and take it, don’t make her uncomfortable. She will take the money and go in the bathroom to change her dress if you have not ordered any unique costume to wear expect that she will be in sexy lingerie. Then the time is yours… Make the most out of it, as you like, but it would be good if you notified the girl before your meeting what do you expect, so she is not surprised that you want her one more time, but she has only one condom. 

So have fun, choose wisely and cum hard 🙂

If you would like to go out, there are plenty of brothels in the city. We can’t guarantee that they are good, but here are some that we have found with excellent reviews. 

One of the most popular brothers in Berlin is FKK Artemis Saunaclub. Halenseestr. 32 – 36. There is an entrance fee for what you can get basic shows, non-alcoholic drinks. You will have to make a deal with girls one by one after you are in the bar. There are bars, saunas, movie rooms, private rooms. 

Another is the Orchid Men’s Club, Clayallee 352. In this club entry is free, but of course, girls are not. If you like the girl, make a deal with her in the club. You can go to the private room there with her.

Berlin Dreamgirls is one of the hottest stripers in Berlin. Clubs address is Chemnitzer Str. 11. There are multiple choices in this strip bar. Check out basic shows… Private show… Or… take a party bus and call-in stripper girl to there. 

There are bit fewer opportunities in Dusseldorf, but still, here is one club that could be good. LivinRoom Sauna club. August-Thyssen-Str. 4. There is an entrance fee of 60 EUR. You will get non-alcoholic drinks and basic show. There will be plenty of girls with whom you can make a deal. 

There is a sweet spot in Munich as well. It is called Queens. Goethestr. 3. The entrance fee is 10 EUR and plenty of girls waiting for you inside. Strip shows, a glass of wine, private time, multiple girls… all you want.